The Asylum: Oh, you crafty mother-f*ckers...

I watched, and really enjoyed, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. I wondered if the gerbils in charge at The Asylum were finally committed to putting out quality films for a change (despite not having permission to develop the intellectual property).

So now, I'm watching Princess of Mars and they fooled me.

It sucks, like everything else The Asylum has hashed out, except for Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies.

Well played, Asylum assholes. Well played, indeed. It's not easy to fool me.

Internet addict Pornocat says, "I also watched Princess of Mars. Why doesn't Traci Lords do porn anymore? Meow."