Okay, so I under-estimated Brett Favre and the Green Bay offense Monday night.
But I purport that Carolina has the best defense in the NFL, and Kansas City does not.
Look for Carolina to upset the "Chefs" at Arrowhead, making KC 0-2 out of the gate.
Any bets brewing out there, Wes?
Hey Johnny, I'm picking the Raiders to beat Buffalo, but barely. Surprisingly, they match up pretty evenly on paper. Any Raider fans want to lay some points, I'm taking the Bills and 6 1/2.
I'll post complete week 2 picks later, maybe Friday or Saturday.
Do you want to pick against the experts?
Goto http://www.si.com (Sports Illustrated.com) and enter the weekly pick-pool. It's free, and you can test your handicapping skills against some of the finest sports minds.
Have you taken my advice and visited the funniest media website on the intranet?
Well dammit, go there now!!! http://www.ebaumsworld.com
Coyote Athletics update...
Men's and women's soccer each hosted Cal State Bakersfield to open CCAA conference play but with mixed results...
The men dropped a 1 - nil heartbreaker in overtime to go to 2-3 overall (0-1 conference).
The women creamed the Bakkies, 3-0. They are 3-2 overall (1-0 conference).
Time for a rant...
Women's volleyball is hosting UC San Diego tonight and Coyote Radio is still unable to broadcast live. I was informed yesterday that the equipment will not be ready until classes start, after Sept. 23. Well I say that is intolerable.
CSUSB has one of the top volleyball programs IN THE NATION and I'm getting absolutely no support from anybody about the molasses-like movement of Coyote Radio head honchos.
Why shouldn't we be able to broadcast the games? The equipment is up and running, station management has been aware of the volleyball program due to my summer-long diligence but I'm not broadcasting games three weeks into the season, with conference play beginning tonight against the nationally ranked Tritons of UC San Diego.
This could be a preview of the region championships and I'm sitting with my hands tied and no way to report on it.
Do you give a shit? Then express your discontent to Coyote Radio station manager Robin Lloyd at CoyRadMan@aol.com
Anyway, that's all for now kids. Thanks for tuning in. Hopefully my weekly show will start up again some time soon.
Best regards, and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
Weekend Sports update
Hey kids,
Compare my picks to Sunday's results and you may be impressed with my handicapping skills.
Tonight's contest between Green Bay and Carolina will determine if the Panthers are the real deal or a flash in the pan. The Turzman picks Carolina (53 combined points, for the tiebreaker).
Did anybody else pick Denver to beat KC? I should've put some money down on the Broncos, Mr. Collins. You would've given me points too! Ha ha ha!!!
Hey Johnny, how 'bout them Raiders? You were saying something about defense? I know I wasn't the only one to pick Pittsburgh, but there was some more money I could have won.
In my 3 team point parlee pool, I mustered only 66 points, despite having Minnesota and Seattle. Fucking Buffalo screwed me. Hey Drew Bledsoe, fuck you and the measly 10 points your sorry-ass team scraped together. You deserved to lose, you loser.
Next week's 3 teams are Dallas, Philadelphia, and San Diego. Too bad the Chargers are gonna lose to the Gotham Green. J - E - T - S, Jets - Jets - Jets!!!
Coyote Athletics--
Women's volleyball kicked ass again, 3-nil over Chico State and 3-nil over Cal State Stanislaus.
Great job ladies! We'll hopefully broadcast the games against nationally ranked UC San Diego Wednesday night and Grand Canyon University Thursday. I'm still not getting any answers about Coyote Radio. I need your support--
If you want to hear Coyote Women's Volleyball broadcast live over Coyote Radio, I need you to bug station manager Robin Lloyd--
CoyRadMan@aol.com
Let him know you want to hear the ladies kick some ass and tell him The Turzman sent ya'!
c-ya later kids, thanks for the time. Shoot me an e-mail...
mike@turzman.com
or call The Turzman PhanFone -- 909-881-3654.
Don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Compare my picks to Sunday's results and you may be impressed with my handicapping skills.
Tonight's contest between Green Bay and Carolina will determine if the Panthers are the real deal or a flash in the pan. The Turzman picks Carolina (53 combined points, for the tiebreaker).
Did anybody else pick Denver to beat KC? I should've put some money down on the Broncos, Mr. Collins. You would've given me points too! Ha ha ha!!!
Hey Johnny, how 'bout them Raiders? You were saying something about defense? I know I wasn't the only one to pick Pittsburgh, but there was some more money I could have won.
In my 3 team point parlee pool, I mustered only 66 points, despite having Minnesota and Seattle. Fucking Buffalo screwed me. Hey Drew Bledsoe, fuck you and the measly 10 points your sorry-ass team scraped together. You deserved to lose, you loser.
Next week's 3 teams are Dallas, Philadelphia, and San Diego. Too bad the Chargers are gonna lose to the Gotham Green. J - E - T - S, Jets - Jets - Jets!!!
Coyote Athletics--
Women's volleyball kicked ass again, 3-nil over Chico State and 3-nil over Cal State Stanislaus.
Great job ladies! We'll hopefully broadcast the games against nationally ranked UC San Diego Wednesday night and Grand Canyon University Thursday. I'm still not getting any answers about Coyote Radio. I need your support--
If you want to hear Coyote Women's Volleyball broadcast live over Coyote Radio, I need you to bug station manager Robin Lloyd--
CoyRadMan@aol.com
Let him know you want to hear the ladies kick some ass and tell him The Turzman sent ya'!
c-ya later kids, thanks for the time. Shoot me an e-mail...
mike@turzman.com
or call The Turzman PhanFone -- 909-881-3654.
Don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
NFL picks for tomorrow...
Hey kids...
The Turzman here. And for those interested, here are my picks for week 1 of the new NFL season.
The first team is my pick to win, straight up (no point spreads have been factored),
and the home team is in CAPS.
If an asterisk (*) appears after the matchup, it means I think it will be a close game and the spread should be considered before betting.
Here goes...
Thurs.
NEW ENGLAND over Indianapolis *
Sun.
ST. LOUIS over Arizona
Cincinnati over NEW YORK JETS
BUFFALO over Jacksonville *
San Diego over HOUSTON
Tampa Bay over WASHINGTON
Atlanta over SAN FRANCISCO
PHILADELPHIA over New York Giants *
Baltimore over CLEVELAND
CHICAGO over Detroit *
PITTSBURGH over Oakland
Seattle over NEW ORLEANS *
Tennessee over MIAMI
MINNESOTA over Dallas *
DENVER over Kansas City *
Mon.
CAROLINA over Green Bay *
53 combined total points.
Good luck, handicappers.
C-ya next time,
m.
The Turzman here. And for those interested, here are my picks for week 1 of the new NFL season.
The first team is my pick to win, straight up (no point spreads have been factored),
and the home team is in CAPS.
If an asterisk (*) appears after the matchup, it means I think it will be a close game and the spread should be considered before betting.
Here goes...
Thurs.
NEW ENGLAND over Indianapolis *
Sun.
ST. LOUIS over Arizona
Cincinnati over NEW YORK JETS
BUFFALO over Jacksonville *
San Diego over HOUSTON
Tampa Bay over WASHINGTON
Atlanta over SAN FRANCISCO
PHILADELPHIA over New York Giants *
Baltimore over CLEVELAND
CHICAGO over Detroit *
PITTSBURGH over Oakland
Seattle over NEW ORLEANS *
Tennessee over MIAMI
MINNESOTA over Dallas *
DENVER over Kansas City *
Mon.
CAROLINA over Green Bay *
53 combined total points.
Good luck, handicappers.
C-ya next time,
m.
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Coyote Athletics update...
Hey kids,
Sorry for the 2 day delay, but it was a holiday weekend after a women's volleyball tournament and I was wiped clean of all energy. But do not fret my friends, because here is your Coyote Athletics update of last weekend's action...
The women's soccer team split another weekend, beginning on Sept. 3 with an exciting 3-2 OT victory over Western Oregon in round 1 of the Lumberjack Classic at Humbolt St. Junior outside half Valerie Evans scored the winning goal in the second overtime. On Sept.5 however, the ladies dropped a 1- nil heartbreaker to host Humbolt St. on an unassisted goal from Lesa Lewis in the 63rd minute of the contest. Overall, women's soccer here at CSUSB are 2-2.
Men's soccer did not fare as well, dropping two losses in the Seawolf Classic men's soccer tourney, Sept. 4-6. The first loss was to Seattle Pacific on the strength of two early goals, both coming within the first half-hour of play. That's all they would need, as the Yote's were shut out, 2-nil. The second loss was to the Vikings of Western Washington University, a 3-1 defeat in the final match of the tournament. Overall, men's soccer here at CSUSB are also 2-2.
The Coyote cross-country team saw their first action against other teams at the Cal State Fullerton Season Preview Invitational on Saturday, Sept. 4. Overall, the Coyotes finished 12th in a twenty team field as junior Tanya Zeferjahn placed 42nd overall and was the top finisher for the 'Yotes.
Women's volleyball completed a clean sweep on the second day of the Coyote Classic Tourney. They defeated Fort Hays St. 3-1 and just destroyed the tough Nebraska-Omaha team, 3-0. Senior outside hitter Brianna Harris (she says to just call her Brie) earned tourney MVP honors due to a relentless attack in which she attempted and scored more kills than anyone else over the two days, by far. She averaged well over 40 attacks per match, and well over 20 kills per match. At 7-1 heading into conference play, the women's volleyball team looks like it will once again dominate the California Collegiate Athletic Association (CCAA) despite losing five seniors (four starters) to graduation.
If you don't have access to the Coyote Chronicle but are interested in following Coyote Athletics, just visit the Coyotes Online at http://athletics.csusb.edu/index.html or shoot me an e-mail for a Turzman newsletter at mike@turzman.com
Turzman complaint department: 909-881-3654
That's all for now, kids. Best regards to all, and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Sorry for the 2 day delay, but it was a holiday weekend after a women's volleyball tournament and I was wiped clean of all energy. But do not fret my friends, because here is your Coyote Athletics update of last weekend's action...
The women's soccer team split another weekend, beginning on Sept. 3 with an exciting 3-2 OT victory over Western Oregon in round 1 of the Lumberjack Classic at Humbolt St. Junior outside half Valerie Evans scored the winning goal in the second overtime. On Sept.5 however, the ladies dropped a 1- nil heartbreaker to host Humbolt St. on an unassisted goal from Lesa Lewis in the 63rd minute of the contest. Overall, women's soccer here at CSUSB are 2-2.
Men's soccer did not fare as well, dropping two losses in the Seawolf Classic men's soccer tourney, Sept. 4-6. The first loss was to Seattle Pacific on the strength of two early goals, both coming within the first half-hour of play. That's all they would need, as the Yote's were shut out, 2-nil. The second loss was to the Vikings of Western Washington University, a 3-1 defeat in the final match of the tournament. Overall, men's soccer here at CSUSB are also 2-2.
The Coyote cross-country team saw their first action against other teams at the Cal State Fullerton Season Preview Invitational on Saturday, Sept. 4. Overall, the Coyotes finished 12th in a twenty team field as junior Tanya Zeferjahn placed 42nd overall and was the top finisher for the 'Yotes.
Women's volleyball completed a clean sweep on the second day of the Coyote Classic Tourney. They defeated Fort Hays St. 3-1 and just destroyed the tough Nebraska-Omaha team, 3-0. Senior outside hitter Brianna Harris (she says to just call her Brie) earned tourney MVP honors due to a relentless attack in which she attempted and scored more kills than anyone else over the two days, by far. She averaged well over 40 attacks per match, and well over 20 kills per match. At 7-1 heading into conference play, the women's volleyball team looks like it will once again dominate the California Collegiate Athletic Association (CCAA) despite losing five seniors (four starters) to graduation.
If you don't have access to the Coyote Chronicle but are interested in following Coyote Athletics, just visit the Coyotes Online at http://athletics.csusb.edu/index.html or shoot me an e-mail for a Turzman newsletter at mike@turzman.com
Turzman complaint department: 909-881-3654
That's all for now, kids. Best regards to all, and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
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