Hey kids...
The Turzman here. And for those interested, here are my picks for week 1 of the new NFL season.
The first team is my pick to win, straight up (no point spreads have been factored),
and the home team is in CAPS.
If an asterisk (*) appears after the matchup, it means I think it will be a close game and the spread should be considered before betting.
Here goes...
Thurs.
NEW ENGLAND over Indianapolis *
Sun.
ST. LOUIS over Arizona
Cincinnati over NEW YORK JETS
BUFFALO over Jacksonville *
San Diego over HOUSTON
Tampa Bay over WASHINGTON
Atlanta over SAN FRANCISCO
PHILADELPHIA over New York Giants *
Baltimore over CLEVELAND
CHICAGO over Detroit *
PITTSBURGH over Oakland
Seattle over NEW ORLEANS *
Tennessee over MIAMI
MINNESOTA over Dallas *
DENVER over Kansas City *
Mon.
CAROLINA over Green Bay *
53 combined total points.
Good luck, handicappers.
C-ya next time,
m.
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Coyote Athletics update...
Hey kids,
Sorry for the 2 day delay, but it was a holiday weekend after a women's volleyball tournament and I was wiped clean of all energy. But do not fret my friends, because here is your Coyote Athletics update of last weekend's action...
The women's soccer team split another weekend, beginning on Sept. 3 with an exciting 3-2 OT victory over Western Oregon in round 1 of the Lumberjack Classic at Humbolt St. Junior outside half Valerie Evans scored the winning goal in the second overtime. On Sept.5 however, the ladies dropped a 1- nil heartbreaker to host Humbolt St. on an unassisted goal from Lesa Lewis in the 63rd minute of the contest. Overall, women's soccer here at CSUSB are 2-2.
Men's soccer did not fare as well, dropping two losses in the Seawolf Classic men's soccer tourney, Sept. 4-6. The first loss was to Seattle Pacific on the strength of two early goals, both coming within the first half-hour of play. That's all they would need, as the Yote's were shut out, 2-nil. The second loss was to the Vikings of Western Washington University, a 3-1 defeat in the final match of the tournament. Overall, men's soccer here at CSUSB are also 2-2.
The Coyote cross-country team saw their first action against other teams at the Cal State Fullerton Season Preview Invitational on Saturday, Sept. 4. Overall, the Coyotes finished 12th in a twenty team field as junior Tanya Zeferjahn placed 42nd overall and was the top finisher for the 'Yotes.
Women's volleyball completed a clean sweep on the second day of the Coyote Classic Tourney. They defeated Fort Hays St. 3-1 and just destroyed the tough Nebraska-Omaha team, 3-0. Senior outside hitter Brianna Harris (she says to just call her Brie) earned tourney MVP honors due to a relentless attack in which she attempted and scored more kills than anyone else over the two days, by far. She averaged well over 40 attacks per match, and well over 20 kills per match. At 7-1 heading into conference play, the women's volleyball team looks like it will once again dominate the California Collegiate Athletic Association (CCAA) despite losing five seniors (four starters) to graduation.
If you don't have access to the Coyote Chronicle but are interested in following Coyote Athletics, just visit the Coyotes Online at http://athletics.csusb.edu/index.html or shoot me an e-mail for a Turzman newsletter at mike@turzman.com
Turzman complaint department: 909-881-3654
That's all for now, kids. Best regards to all, and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Sorry for the 2 day delay, but it was a holiday weekend after a women's volleyball tournament and I was wiped clean of all energy. But do not fret my friends, because here is your Coyote Athletics update of last weekend's action...
The women's soccer team split another weekend, beginning on Sept. 3 with an exciting 3-2 OT victory over Western Oregon in round 1 of the Lumberjack Classic at Humbolt St. Junior outside half Valerie Evans scored the winning goal in the second overtime. On Sept.5 however, the ladies dropped a 1- nil heartbreaker to host Humbolt St. on an unassisted goal from Lesa Lewis in the 63rd minute of the contest. Overall, women's soccer here at CSUSB are 2-2.
Men's soccer did not fare as well, dropping two losses in the Seawolf Classic men's soccer tourney, Sept. 4-6. The first loss was to Seattle Pacific on the strength of two early goals, both coming within the first half-hour of play. That's all they would need, as the Yote's were shut out, 2-nil. The second loss was to the Vikings of Western Washington University, a 3-1 defeat in the final match of the tournament. Overall, men's soccer here at CSUSB are also 2-2.
The Coyote cross-country team saw their first action against other teams at the Cal State Fullerton Season Preview Invitational on Saturday, Sept. 4. Overall, the Coyotes finished 12th in a twenty team field as junior Tanya Zeferjahn placed 42nd overall and was the top finisher for the 'Yotes.
Women's volleyball completed a clean sweep on the second day of the Coyote Classic Tourney. They defeated Fort Hays St. 3-1 and just destroyed the tough Nebraska-Omaha team, 3-0. Senior outside hitter Brianna Harris (she says to just call her Brie) earned tourney MVP honors due to a relentless attack in which she attempted and scored more kills than anyone else over the two days, by far. She averaged well over 40 attacks per match, and well over 20 kills per match. At 7-1 heading into conference play, the women's volleyball team looks like it will once again dominate the California Collegiate Athletic Association (CCAA) despite losing five seniors (four starters) to graduation.
If you don't have access to the Coyote Chronicle but are interested in following Coyote Athletics, just visit the Coyotes Online at http://athletics.csusb.edu/index.html or shoot me an e-mail for a Turzman newsletter at mike@turzman.com
Turzman complaint department: 909-881-3654
That's all for now, kids. Best regards to all, and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
Friday, September 03, 2004
Coyote Classic Volleyball tourney
Hey kids...
The Turzman coming to you live from the Coussoulis Arena on the campus of Cal State University at San Bernardino with an update on women's volleyball.
The tourney is going well for the Lady 'Yotes who dispatched Abilene Christian, 3-0 earler today.
In previous action, Fort Hays St. (Kansas) defeated Sonoma St, 3-1 and I'm getting ready to watch Sonoma St. save face against Minnesota State, Mankato.
Later today, Abilene Christian will face Fort Hays St at 5pm (PST) and in the nightcap the Coyotes will take on Minnesota St.-Mankato at 7:30.
The wireless internet service making this post possible is courtesy of my good friend, Wes Collins who is covering this event for the San Bernardino Sun.
There was great action in the game and I'll recap it later.
For now, I'm gonna watch some pretty ladies in tight shorts play some V-ball, baby!!
C-ya...
m.
The Turzman coming to you live from the Coussoulis Arena on the campus of Cal State University at San Bernardino with an update on women's volleyball.
The tourney is going well for the Lady 'Yotes who dispatched Abilene Christian, 3-0 earler today.
In previous action, Fort Hays St. (Kansas) defeated Sonoma St, 3-1 and I'm getting ready to watch Sonoma St. save face against Minnesota State, Mankato.
Later today, Abilene Christian will face Fort Hays St at 5pm (PST) and in the nightcap the Coyotes will take on Minnesota St.-Mankato at 7:30.
The wireless internet service making this post possible is courtesy of my good friend, Wes Collins who is covering this event for the San Bernardino Sun.
There was great action in the game and I'll recap it later.
For now, I'm gonna watch some pretty ladies in tight shorts play some V-ball, baby!!
C-ya...
m.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Kobe acquitted, Padres do the right thing...
Hey kids...
It came down on Sportscenter this morning that the prosecution is dropping the criminal charges against Kobe Bryant on the rape count. Well duh...
It isn't as if they had much of a case in the first place.
Let's face it, the only thing Kobe was guilty of is adultery, and at last check that's not illegal.
Now I'm no fan of Kobe and I have a passionate hatred of the Lakers. I CAN'T STAND 'EM.
But if there is anybody who actually thought that the sex was not consentual, they are so fucking stupid, that if breathing were not an involuntary action they would forget to do it.
Kobe's accuser, who still wishes to remain anonymous, won't testify, and is just sooo mortified because she "can't handle it", had the opportunity to suck a famous guy's dick, did it, and now was trying to cash in.
Thank God people are not so stupid that they believed her. That's why the prosecution dropped what little of a case they had, nobody believed her.
And rightfully so, you money-grubbing bitch; drop dead already.
So Kobe is acquitted of all criminal charges; he's found innocent, but there is still the civil trial to deal with? That's what I didn't understand about the whole O.J. thing...
That murderer was found innocent of criminal charges, but was found guilty of libel in the civil case and ended up having to pay up the wazoo to the estates of his victims? After a criminal court said he was innocent of murder? What the hell?!?!?!
And now Kobe might be facing the same thing. The lying twat dropped all criminal charges but might get a big payoff anyway? My God, our judicial system sucks!
Here's my advice to Kobe...don't pay the bitch a red cent.
Instead, counter-sue for slander. Hell, the bitch has practically admitted to purgery by dropping the criminal suit. Fuck her, her family and her paranoia. She deserves all the harassment she gets.
Subject change...
The San Diego Padres announced this morning that this upcoming weekend at PetCo park will celebrate "Mr. Padre Weekend" by retiring Tony Gwynn's #19 jersey number that he wore for 20 years with the organization. Well I say hoo-ray. Few deserve such celebration, but Tony Gwynn certainly does.
(Link to Mr. Padre story: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040901&content_id=844453&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp ).
He holds every offensive record in the franchise's history, won 8 batting titles, hit over .300 in nineteen consecutive seasons! The 15 time all-star retired with the 18th best all time career batting average (.338), and was a member of all three division-winning Padre clubs (1984, 1996, 1998).
Mr. Gwynn is a first time ballot hall of famer, and having played his entire career with only one club (which is amazing in and of itself) deserves not only a weekend, but an entire season of praise from the city of San Diego. What a stand-up guy.
That's it for today, kids. But I want you all to check this site out:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com
eBaum's world is one of my favorite places to visit, and there is new content every Friday morning; guaranteed to entertain.
As usual, best regards to all (except Kobe's accuser and Chipper Jones),
and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
It came down on Sportscenter this morning that the prosecution is dropping the criminal charges against Kobe Bryant on the rape count. Well duh...
It isn't as if they had much of a case in the first place.
Let's face it, the only thing Kobe was guilty of is adultery, and at last check that's not illegal.
Now I'm no fan of Kobe and I have a passionate hatred of the Lakers. I CAN'T STAND 'EM.
But if there is anybody who actually thought that the sex was not consentual, they are so fucking stupid, that if breathing were not an involuntary action they would forget to do it.
Kobe's accuser, who still wishes to remain anonymous, won't testify, and is just sooo mortified because she "can't handle it", had the opportunity to suck a famous guy's dick, did it, and now was trying to cash in.
Thank God people are not so stupid that they believed her. That's why the prosecution dropped what little of a case they had, nobody believed her.
And rightfully so, you money-grubbing bitch; drop dead already.
So Kobe is acquitted of all criminal charges; he's found innocent, but there is still the civil trial to deal with? That's what I didn't understand about the whole O.J. thing...
That murderer was found innocent of criminal charges, but was found guilty of libel in the civil case and ended up having to pay up the wazoo to the estates of his victims? After a criminal court said he was innocent of murder? What the hell?!?!?!
And now Kobe might be facing the same thing. The lying twat dropped all criminal charges but might get a big payoff anyway? My God, our judicial system sucks!
Here's my advice to Kobe...don't pay the bitch a red cent.
Instead, counter-sue for slander. Hell, the bitch has practically admitted to purgery by dropping the criminal suit. Fuck her, her family and her paranoia. She deserves all the harassment she gets.
Subject change...
The San Diego Padres announced this morning that this upcoming weekend at PetCo park will celebrate "Mr. Padre Weekend" by retiring Tony Gwynn's #19 jersey number that he wore for 20 years with the organization. Well I say hoo-ray. Few deserve such celebration, but Tony Gwynn certainly does.
(Link to Mr. Padre story: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040901&content_id=844453&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp ).
He holds every offensive record in the franchise's history, won 8 batting titles, hit over .300 in nineteen consecutive seasons! The 15 time all-star retired with the 18th best all time career batting average (.338), and was a member of all three division-winning Padre clubs (1984, 1996, 1998).
Mr. Gwynn is a first time ballot hall of famer, and having played his entire career with only one club (which is amazing in and of itself) deserves not only a weekend, but an entire season of praise from the city of San Diego. What a stand-up guy.
That's it for today, kids. But I want you all to check this site out:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com
eBaum's world is one of my favorite places to visit, and there is new content every Friday morning; guaranteed to entertain.
As usual, best regards to all (except Kobe's accuser and Chipper Jones),
and don't take any shit from anybody.
m.
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