No Radio Show, Week 2

I'm supposed to be in the final stages of the weekly Turzman Summertime Extravaganza right now.
I should be commenting on the latest shark attacks and shark news in the Internet's only weekly shark attack report.
I am doing none of these things. Part of me is frustrated with it, but I must remind myself and all of you that the New Coyote Radio ( http://coyoteradio.csusb.edu ) is upgrading its facilities and should be better than ever, real soon.
So be patient, friends of The Turz, if for no other reason that I must be patient as well. I will be back on the air next Wednesday from noon to 4 pm, pacific.

Leave your comments on the Turzman PhanFone- 909-881-3654. Leave an e-mail at mike@turzman.com

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Play these games or else!
A 3-D version of Pong called, CURVEBALL.
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=931&rtn=main-topten

A personal fave, Mad Shark-
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/madshark.html

The very cool De-Animator. Beat my record of 538 zombies blasted...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/deanimator.html

A variation of the classic Breakout called, Breakit...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/breakit.html

Bumper cars meet Air Hockey in Bumperball...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bumperball.html

See how far you can knock these penguins...
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
My record is 313 feet.

Help this drunk stagger home...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homerun.html
Try to beat my 412 meters.

The water supply to Chasmtown has mysteriously stopped. It's up to you to solve the mystery. I completed this game in under an hour...good luck!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/chasm.html

Watch this girl fall and bounce lifelessly on randomly placed bubbles...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bubblegirl.html
Click and drag to throw her body around too!

Test your aim with Papertoss...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/papertoss.html

Here are some timeless songs that will never be too dopey or uncool to be found at Turzman Central-

The very cool Badger Song-
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

The equally cool Llama Song-
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

The Great White Shark Song, by abc-
http://www.abc4explore.com/gwsharksong.html

And of course, America, F@#k Yeah!!!
http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/ta/america.htm

The Turzman says...
"Always practice SAFE SEX!"







C-ya in the funny papers...