Storm Baseball

Forget the pros. You wanna have the same fun as going to a major league baseball game at a tenth of the price? Then look up your local minor league baseball team and visit them. Take in a game. For about ten bucks you get a seat with your feet on the dugout.

Saturday night, my dad and I traveled out to the ugly, yet quaint city of Lake Elsinore where they have, as surprising as it seems, a remarkable baseball field called the lake Elsinore Diamond, home of the Lake Elsinore Storm, the advanced single A affiliate of the San Diego Padres. By the way, they have the best logo in all of sports...


We watched them defeat the High Desert Mavericks (advanced single A affiliate of the Kansas City Royals, what's up Wes - ) by the score of 2-0. It was an exciting pitcher's duel that was over in just about 2 hours.

Now I'm no stranger to minor league baseball, being only ten minutes away from Arrowhead Credit union Park, home of the Inland Empire 66ers (Seattle Mariners). But what makes Storm baseball more enjoyable is the fact that it is not in downtown San Ber-doo. I strongly recommend minor league baseball because it's fun for the entire family, and it's not expensive.


Visit the Storm on the web...

http://www.stormbaseball.com

The lovely Dana De Armond


Play the follwing games for your own enlightenment...
A 3-D version of Pong called, CURVEBALL.
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=931&rtn=main-topten

A personal fave, Mad Shark-
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/madshark.html

The very cool De-Animator. Beat my record of 538 zombies blasted...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/deanimator.html

A variation of the classic Breakout called, Breakit...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/breakit.html

Bumper cars meet Air Hockey in Bumperball...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bumperball.html

See how far you can knock these penguins...
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
My record is 313 feet.

Help this drunk stagger home...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homerun.html
Try to beat my 412 meters.

The water supply to Chasmtown has mysteriously stopped. It's up to you to solve the mystery. I completed this game in under an hour...good luck!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/chasm.html

Watch this girl fall and bounce lifelessly on randomly placed bubbles...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bubblegirl.html
Click and drag to throw her body around too!

Test your aim with Papertoss...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/papertoss.html

Here are some timeless songs that will never be too dopey or uncool to be found at Turzman Central…

The very cool Badger Song-
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

The equally cool Llama Song-
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

The Great White Shark Song, by abc-
http://www.abc4explore.com/gwsharksong.html

And of course, America, F@#k Yeah!!!
http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/ta/america.htm



Courtney from New Jersey.