Coming soon to Turzman Dot Com:
My review of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
No shit. It's a real movie starring Shannon Tweed and Bill Maher. You won't want to miss my critique of this lost gem from 1989.
I was gonna review a shark flick called Marina Monster but it was so bad it made me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a spoon.
God, I wish some people didn't make movies.
Well, the boys at the 12th precinct are waiting, so I will quickly search for a random image off this unfamiliar computer and comment on it.
Stand by...
Okay. This is a picture of bread racks.
Please note the bread.
It's amazing what one may find while trolling other people's computers.
It's a god damned bread rack.
peace
2 comments:
next time you're in town, i will take you to those bread racks. you'll be so excited you'll want to take pictures, too.
That must be some impressive bread.
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