I'm supposed to be in the final stages of the weekly Turzman Summertime Extravaganza right now.
I should be commenting on the latest shark attacks and shark news in the Internet's only weekly shark attack report.
I am doing none of these things. Part of me is frustrated with it, but I must remind myself and all of you that the New Coyote Radio ( http://coyoteradio.csusb.edu ) is upgrading its facilities and should be better than ever, real soon.
So be patient, friends of The Turz, if for no other reason that I must be patient as well. I will be back on the air next Wednesday from noon to 4 pm, pacific.
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Play these games or else!
A 3-D version of Pong called, CURVEBALL.
A personal fave, Mad Shark-
The very cool De-Animator. Beat my record of 538 zombies blasted...
A variation of the classic Breakout called, Breakit...
Bumper cars meet Air Hockey in Bumperball...
See how far you can knock these penguins...
My record is 313 feet.
Help this drunk stagger home...
Try to beat my 412 meters.
The water supply to Chasmtown has mysteriously stopped. It's up to you to solve the mystery. I completed this game in under an hour...good luck!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/chasm.html
Watch this girl fall and bounce lifelessly on randomly placed bubbles...
Click and drag to throw her body around too!
Test your aim with Papertoss...
Here are some timeless songs that will never be too dopey or uncool to be found at Turzman Central-
The very cool Badger Song-
The equally cool Llama Song-
The Great White Shark Song, by abc-
And of course, America, F@#k Yeah!!!
The Turzman says...
"Always practice SAFE SEX!"
C-ya in the funny papers...