Monday, October 24, 2005

mySpace Users Really Grind My Gears...

Here is a blog I posted at after receiving a friend request from porn star Jordan Capri...

Monday, October 24, 2005

Famous people want to be my friend
Current mood: insulted

So I got a friend request from Jordan Capri tonight...

Who is that, you ask? She's a porn star. Excuse me, she's a MODEL. Heh.

That got me to thinking about all the famous people that were SOOOO intrigued with the Turz that they just had to be my friend, and requested as much....

Jet Li, Leile Sobieski, Sarah Michelle Gellar, William Shatner, Taylor Rain, Jenna Jameson (twice), Jackie Chan, President George Bush, Bender from Futurama, Brianna Banks, just to name a few.

Either my mySpace profile suggests I'm gullible, or these people really think they're fooling us. They are such jackasses. I wish they would just,

fade away.

To be fair, there is one famous person on my friend list that I think is really legit. Mad kudos to Barry Zito (just barry). Even if it's not legit, i enjoy talking baseball with him.

The rest of you should just die already.

Currently listening: Reign in Blood
By Slayer
Release date: By 12 March, 2002
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People are pretty dumb. Anyway---

I have recieved e-mails from people saying that the image of octopus on a plate was too disgusting, so here's a little something for the faint of heart...

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"Essence of Gelfling!"

Or maybe this image of Bruce the mechanical shark-
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C-ya in the funny papers.