Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Hell Hath No Fury...

Hell hath no fury,
like a blogger sans computer.

No, loyal readers. I am not drowning in a sea of depression. Quite the contrary.
My lack of blogging has been due to my leaving my pc behind when I left Oahu.
The experiment to blog via Smartphone was a bust because it was just a pain in the ass and I was unable to post pix from it.
Maybe Blogger.com should come up with an app? (Hint hint, nudge nudge)
Hell, it's not like you can get apps that do anything, right?

Fret not, fans of the Turzman! I have been scrimping pennies by selling my body to Japanese businessmen and have been shopping around for a new laptop. I recently experienced Skype for the first time so I definitely want a webcam.
Plus I got the itch to write again. Sitting in a dark cave with nothing but Netflix on demand and Pop Tarts at 2am leads to some pretty sick ideas, and I want to share them with you.  All I gotta figure out is how to get paid for it. Hmmm...

For a bit of scary news, I'm getting anxious to act again.  I'm still receiving royalty checks for my appearance on Hawaii 5-0 last year and it got me to thinking, if acting is the gift that keeps on giving, maybe I should do some more of it? Hmmm...

In the interim, I have uploaded some pix on this borrowed computer that I wanted to share with you. They are two of the coolest, yet hottest women I know...


The multi-talented and drop-dead gorgeous Tamela D'Amico, aka Ms. Sinatra N. Heels. Google her, watch her films, listen to her sing. She does not disappoint.

And this pic of a woman I am glad to say I have reconnected with and we have settled our differences...


"Smushy Face" KT. Some of you may know her as Gator, although I refuse to reference her as that. Others may know her as that girl from Minnesota. Either way, we're friends again and dammit, I got a crush on her. Again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

Meh. I don't wanna jinx it.

So there's the update on Turzman Central. Keep checking back for updates, film critiques, complaint sessions and general blah, blah, blah-ing.

Tursi, out.

[Editor's note] Opinions from Gamera, Frank Silva and Pornocat will also return once they are tracked down. The ghost of Robert Shaw stopped returning my seance calls. Expect some surprise guests, as well.
Okay, now it's for real...

Tursi, out.