Sunday, January 31, 2016

Scene from a Car Dealership

So I went to a car dealership the other day...

Me: I'm in the market for a used car.
Salesman: We have a wide selection of certified, pre-owned vehicles.
Me: What does that mean exactly, "certified, pre-owned vehicle?"
Salesman: It means we certify that the vehicle was previously owned by another person.

Brief pause...

Me: So you have a wide selection of used cars?
Salesman: Yeah, they're used cars.

Guardian of the Universe Gamera says, "Tursi has gone through another months-long stretch of not posting blogs. It happens so often that we no longer assume he's dead after a few months of down time."