Pardon My Duck

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.

The shrink, understandably befuddled, mulls the scene in his head and asks,

"Is there something I can help you with?"

The duck replies, "Yeah, Doc. Help me get this guy off my ass."

Guardian of the Universe Gamera says, "My Favorite Year. 1982. Great motion picture."