That's right, as I sit and type this waste of time, disc 1 awaits me in my player, courtesy of Netflix. It's 1 am, I can't sleep, and I'm blogging on somebody else's PC. So don't expect any original images or comments from my cast of regulars.
Coming soon to Turzman Dot Com:
My review of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
No shit. It's a real movie starring Shannon Tweed and Bill Maher. You won't want to miss my critique of this lost gem from 1989.
I was gonna review a shark flick called Marina Monster but it was so bad it made me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a spoon.
God, I wish some people didn't make movies.
Well, the boys at the 12th precinct are waiting, so I will quickly search for a random image off this unfamiliar computer and comment on it.
Okay. This is a picture of bread racks.
Please note the bread.
It's amazing what one may find while trolling other people's computers.
It's a god damned bread rack.