Monday, January 03, 2011

Happy New Year

May all your endeavors receive positive criticism.
Nothing new to report since the last 2 months.
There are not even any film critiques on the
foreseeable horizon.

Why are you still reading this?

Monday, November 15, 2010

God Loves Violence

Why else would there be so much of it? It is what we do more naturally than we breathe.

We wage war. We burn sacrifices. We pillage and tear at the flesh of our brothers. We fill great fields with our stinking dead.

And why?

To show Him that we've learned from His example.

God gives us earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes. He gives us mountains that spew fire onto our heads. Oceans that swallow ships.

He gives us nature, and nature is a smiling killer.

He gives us disease so that in our death we believe He gave us orifices only so that we could feel our life bleed out of them.

He gave us lust, fury, greed and our filthy hearts so that we could wage violence in His honor.

There is no moral order as pure as a storm, no moral order at all.

There is only this question-

Can my violence conquer yours?

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Fun Facts: Condoms

Did you know...?





The condom was invented in 1786 by Muslim clerics in an effort at population control.

The first condoms were made from the inner lining of goat intestines.

That much is common knowledge, but did you know that the design was improved upon in 1818 by the Brits?

What they did was remove the intestines from the goat prior to using the lining as a condom.



I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to British ingenuity.


The impatient ghost of Robert Shaw says, "What the bloody hell is a Muslim?"