The Rubber Script

Hey kids...
I got some good news and some bad news this week.
For those of you that religiously follow my blogs (HA!), you may remember that i auditioned for host of an upcoming TV show called "The Lower Level."
Well, I didn't get the part.
You may also remember that I was hired to write a script for a public service announcement about condom use. Well, my script was so beloved that it was upgraded from PSA to commercial. So after a quick re-write, casting began this week and I auditioned for a part.
I will play "Mighty Man" who is the spokesman for Mighty Man Condoms.
Hey- don't laugh. It's a living.
Shooting begins this Sunday.

I'll post my football picks tomorrow because I have not finished handicapping yet.
In the meantime, here are some oldies but goodies...

The nationally televised Ashlee Simpson screw up is here...http://turzman.com/shows/ashlee_snl.wmv

The infamous Yankee fan video is still the most popular here at Turzman Central. It is here...http://turzman.com/asshole.avi
This guy rocks- "You have bad taste in music!"
http://youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/jt_ca.html

And don't forget to visit the lovely lady-The Great White Shark at the Monterey Bay Aquarium...http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/efc/efc_hp/hp_obw_cam.asp

Here's a funny short film about two urine sample cups...http://starterupsteve.com/swf/flasdenderler.html

Frank Sinatra returns from the dead to sing about racial profiling.
Warning: If you are easily offended, don't click here-http://www.beecy.net/frank/

I've been receiving some great e-mails from people to read over my radio show. Keep 'em coming kids. Tune into Coyote Radio and catch me live every Tuesday from 2-4 pm pacific.
http://radio.csusb.edu

E-mail me at mike@turzman.com

Be sure to visit eBaum soon, he posts new content every Friday.
http://ebaumsworld.com

And here's something for you trekkies. This is VERY hot, and not for anyone under 18 years old.
http://sexytrek.com

Enjoy! c-ya 'round da hood, kiddies.
You should live & be well.
m.