Someone double-dared me to post this.

q. what has 300,000 legs and can't swim?
a. tsunami victims!

Send all complaints to mike@turzman.com and they will be forwarded to w.m.s.
Later.

Vegas trip, NFL pix

Hey kids...
Just got back from Vegas, spent two days in Quark's bar & grill at the Hilton sucking down Romulan Ales and other sci-fi themed tasty beverages.
I recommend the Borg spheres and the James Tea Kirks (tasty).
The Cardassian Pockets are a nifty munchy-killer.
The new Borg Invasion ride sucks ass, despite the 4-D fx.
The Klingon encounter still is the best attraction the Hilton has, except for the Australian strippers and their late-night, R-rated cabaret show. Aussie Angels is a must-see for all you lonely bachelors and you scum-baggian jackasses who cheat on your wives and girlfriends.
This Turzman salute goes to the four bartenders at Quark's that put up with me for 2 days and kept the Romulan Ale flowing. Stacey is a real sweetheart.

Okay, on to the NFL business. Here are my pix & the regular rules apply.

BUFFALO over Pittsburgh *
Green Bay over CHICAGO
TENNESSEE over Detroit *
New York Jets over ST. LOUIS *
NEW ENGLAND over San Francisco
Cincinnati over PHILADELPHIA *
Minnesota over WASHINGTON
CAROLINA over New Orleans *
BALTIMORE over Miami *
HOUSTON over Cleveland *
Tampa Bay over ARIZONA
SEATTLE over Atlanta
Indianapolis over DENVER *
Jacksonville over OAKLAND *
SAN DIEGO over Kansas City *
and in the Sunday night finale,
NEW YORK GIANTS over Dallas *
combined point tiebreaker, 54.

Good luck handicappers.
m.

NFL pix, turnaround trip to Monterey

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NFL pix, new shark content

Hey kids,
I'm sorry it's been a while since my last post, but it has been a hectic December so far, with graduation and all- final exams suck.
But now I'm gonna have more free time than I'm used to having, and I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself.
Before I give my football picks, I want to share a link sent to me, courtesy of Mr. abc.
Listen to his original recording- The Great White Shark Song by clicking here-
http://www.abc4explore.com/gwsharksong.html
To visit abc's website devoted to the preservation of the Great White, goto
http://www.abc4explore.com/
These links are posted with permission from abc himself, courtesy of Friendster (http://www.friendster.com).

Normally, I would post a link here to view the Great White Shark at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, but I've been having trouble with it lately, so until they fix their webcam, here is the link to their shark tank.
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/efc/efc_smm/smm_cam.asp?bhcp=1

Okay, here are football picks for week 15. The usual rules apply.
Pittsburgh over NEW YORK GIANTS
SAN FRANSISCO over Washington *
ATLANTA over Carolina *
CHICAGO over Houston *
CINCINNATI over Bufalo *
San Diego over CLEVELAND *
Minnesota over DETROIT *
KANSAS CITY over Denver *
NEW YORK JETS over Seattle *
PHILADELPHIA over Dallas
St. Louis over ARIZONA *
TAMPA BAY over New Orleans *
GREEN BAY over Jacksonville
Tennessee over OAKLAND
INDIANAPOLIS over Baltimore *
and Monday night...
New England over MIAMI
with a combined score of 61.

Good luck handicappers.

In baseball's hot stove action, the most prized free agent was picked up and made official early this morning. "Si si" Pee-dro Martinez is now a New York Met.
Link to story-
click here

I'm not sure how I feel about the guaranteed fourth year, and $53 million paycheck. I think he'll have a great first season, living that close to his "daddy" (the Yankees) but he will falter and his last 2 1/2 seasons with the Mets will be disasterous.

For more Mets stuff, I found this link to some interviews with past and present Mets greats. Click here-
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nym/fan_forum/hotstove.jsp
The interview with Jerry Koosman is pretty funny.

That's all for now kids, I hope your Hanukkah was great, and may your Christmas be better. Until next time, don't take any shit from anybody.
m.