A priest and a rabbi go to a boxing match together.
Popcorn and beer in hand, butts in seats, they both
eagerly await an exciting fight night.
As the pugilists enter the ring, the rabbi notices
one of the fighters crosses himself after saying a
The rabbi asked the priest, "Why did he cross himself?
What does that mean?"
The priest answered, "It doesn't mean a damned thing
if he can't fight!"
ps- I'm back...
Guardian of the Universe Gamera says, "Big deal. I didn't miss you. Nah, jus kiddin. Welcome back, Turz."