Monday, June 13, 2005

Michael "The Molester" found innocent

Well, it's official.
Michael Jackson, that freak of nature that needs more psychological help than anyone on the planet, was acquitted of all child molestation charges today.

God, this country sucks. Fuck the judicial system and fuck anyone who continues to say it's the best in the world. Fuck you, says I.

It's Michael Jackson!!! It's the goddamned King Of Pop!!!
He's entitled to ANYTHING HE WANTS and it's our responsibility as sheep being herded to comply. Michael says jump, we say "Yes, Massah, how high suh?"
Michael says, take off your clothes, we say " Yes Massah, please pull my pud, suh."

Don't believe me? Just ask the good ole Rev. Jesse Jackson (no relation, except for sperm-swapping).

Sunday, May 29, 2005

New De-Animator Record

Hey kids...

I beat my own record at De-Animator yesterday. 538 zombies creamed.
Can anybody beat that? Give it a try...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/deanimator.html

While you're at it, try these...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/breakit.html Breakit

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bumperball.html Bumperball

These games come courtesy of eBaum's World ( http://www.ebaumsworld.com )

For a full list of eBaum's games, goto
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games.shtml

A personal fave, Mad Shark-
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/madshark.html

Have fun-
m.